Post by Flayd on Jul 30, 2006 21:58:24 GMT -5
(Okay, first off, don't ask me how I got this, ESPECIALLY during the shower I was just in XD But this was a story I thought of while I was in the shower, quite funny to me, especially if you have a dirty mind =P So enjoy the show! Not long at all.)
One day Andrew was going to his girlfriend's house for a little hangout over there. That night, Andrew came back home with happiness.
"So how was your day at Stephanie's house, dear?" his mother asked the instant he came home. Andrew was only a simple 16 year old teenage boy.
"It was great, mom! Best time I ever had!" He replied enthusiastically.
"Oh? How is that?" Her mother was doing the dishes, smiling at Andrew, wihle he sat down on his chair.
"It's a long, but fun story! At least to me it is. Basically everything started to become clean, but at the end, her bed was SO messy! I must say, there were toys all over the place!!! We were so bored at one point though, so we had those kid toys where you had to fit the piece through the hole. I must say, that was fun!"
"Sounds exciting, dear!"
"Yeah, but not only that, but we had a little fight! So there were these liquids that she kept, and they splashed all over the place!" His mother looked at him, shocked.
"Well no wonder why you're all wet! Clean yourself up some more!"
"You're right. I'm going to take a shower. This stuff is so sticky and messy! I had a great time there, but I'm sure she had a blast!" And so Andrew went to his room, exhausted and laying on his bed after taking a nice and smooth shower.
One day Andrew was going to his girlfriend's house for a little hangout over there. That night, Andrew came back home with happiness.
"So how was your day at Stephanie's house, dear?" his mother asked the instant he came home. Andrew was only a simple 16 year old teenage boy.
"It was great, mom! Best time I ever had!" He replied enthusiastically.
"Oh? How is that?" Her mother was doing the dishes, smiling at Andrew, wihle he sat down on his chair.
"It's a long, but fun story! At least to me it is. Basically everything started to become clean, but at the end, her bed was SO messy! I must say, there were toys all over the place!!! We were so bored at one point though, so we had those kid toys where you had to fit the piece through the hole. I must say, that was fun!"
"Sounds exciting, dear!"
"Yeah, but not only that, but we had a little fight! So there were these liquids that she kept, and they splashed all over the place!" His mother looked at him, shocked.
"Well no wonder why you're all wet! Clean yourself up some more!"
"You're right. I'm going to take a shower. This stuff is so sticky and messy! I had a great time there, but I'm sure she had a blast!" And so Andrew went to his room, exhausted and laying on his bed after taking a nice and smooth shower.
. That was great but the fact that you came up with it while in the shower is so wrong on so many levels but that was great stuff.